Will We be Drinking Little Monster Malbec?

I’ve always known Lady Gaga has a passion for red wine, I mean her first hit, "Just Dance," begins with her saying “red wine” which I thought was a little weird. I mean, who drinks red wine at the club? Especially with her crazy dancing (which I love), aren’t you going to spill on yourself? Perhaps that’s why she doesn’t wear pants (another reason I love her. I prefer dresses and skirts to nothing at all but Gaga and I are both decidedly anti-pants. Maybe if I were famous…). But as an avid fan, I own both Fame and Fame Monster, and having read the lyrics learned she is in fact saying RedOne, who produced the song. Makes a little more sense.

Ok, scrap that theory but, in "So Happy I Could Die," she does say, “happy in the club with a bottle of red wine/stars in our eyes ‘cause we’re having a good time.” And don’t forget "Heavy Metal Lover" where she sings, “red wine, cheap perfume, and a filthy mouth.” So I was right, sort of, she does love the red wine and so do I! And it looks like the controversial pop star may be taking her love for red wine to the next level.

Last weekend Gaga was seen touring vineyards in Sonoma, Napa, and Geyserville and rumor has it she’s thinking about buying one! Considering she seems to be quite the savvy business woman, and has the aforementioned passion for vino rosso I wouldn’t be surprised if she expanded her empire.

What do you think? Should Lady Gaga stick to sipping and spilling when it comes to wine or would you enjoy a glass of Little Monster Malbec? Tell us in the comments below and tell us what you think she should call her wines. We’re thinking Lady Cava, Eh, Eh (There’s Nothing Else I Can Chardonnay), Boys Boys Bordeaux….

Will We be Drinking Little Monster Malbec?-2As an editor at SHAPE I have the chance to learn about the healthiest ways to cook, eat, and live from all sorts of experts but I’m also a single girl living in NYC with a busy schedule, active social life, and chocolate cravings. I’m here to share what works for me—and where I need a little help from you.

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