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11 Thoughts Everyone with Big Boobs Has During a Yoga Class

I love yoga so much. I really do. Nothing puts me in a better mood than an hour of Vinyasa. Except, of course, when I look at all the cute matching sets my fellow yogis are wearing that I cannot. Or like, lowering their bodies all the way to the floor. Because boobs. Big boobs.

The good news: If you're a big-breasted yogi like myself, you're not alone. But, I can attest that, in fact, the struggle is all too real. Bet you've had every one of these thoughts at some point—yes?

1. Ugh. I thought the whole yoga thing was supposed to make me long and lean. So why are these STILL HERE?

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2. Because of them, I still can't wear that cute matching set.

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3. Or else I'd look like that.

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4. Or TFW you get the look like "Put on a bra" and you're like, "I'm wearing one."

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5. And I used to do child's pose with my knees together, but then I figured out that if I keep my knees wide, I can actually breathe.

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6. Likewise, downward dog can be nearly impossible. It's like my boobs are punching me in the face sometimes.

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7. The girls keep me from doing deep twists too. They restrict mobility in my shoulders sooo much because they weigh down my chest.

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8. Laying down flat on my stomach for locust pose is more like LOLOLOLOLOL.

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9. Currently wearing my chest as a beard during shoulder stand.

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10. I wish I could get anti-gravity implants so they just float when I'm doing inversions.

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11. I try to remember that part of my practice is accepting my body and my limitations that day, and working with what I have on the mat. Also because big boobs aren't the worst thing in the world.

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