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Kanye West's Poem About McDonald's Will Make You Wish Every Day was Cheat Day

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After what seemed like centuries of anticipation, Frank Ocean finally released his album Endless this weekend. Alng with it came several other surprises, one of which was a Boys Don't Cry magazine, including a poem by none other Kanye West himself. The 29-sentence masterpiece is dedicated to...wait for it...McDonald's. But real talk? This masterpiece is all-too-relateable to each of us who've ever had a craving for their french fries.

Though Yeezy isn't the only contributor in Ocean's glossy new zine, his greasy verses most definitely take the cake. Called "The McDonald's Man," his poem is unique to say the least.

Ye seems to venting about a strange conspiracy theory where Mickey D's fries plan to take over all things junk-food. "I always knew them french fries were evil, man," he writes. "Smelling all good and sh*t. I don't trust no food that smells that good man. I don't trust it." We don't either, but unfortunately we also keep coming back for more.

Who knows if there's a deeper more Kanye-esque metaphor behind these words? But one thing's for sure: there is finally something in this world Kanye loves more than he loves himself AND Kim Kardashian: McDonald's french fries.

Read the entire poem below and try your best to quench those cravings before you hit the drive-through lane.

McDonald's man
McDonald's man
The french fries had a plan
The french fries had a plan
The salad bar and the ketchup made a band
Cus the french fries had a plan
The french fries had a plan
McDonald's man
McDonald's
I know them french fries have a plan
I know them french fries have a plan
The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band
To overthrow the french fries plan
I always knew them french fries was evil, man
Smelling all good and sh-t
I don't trust no food that smells that good man
I don't trust it
I just can't
McDonald's man
McDonald's man
McDonald's, damn
Them french fries look good tho
I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries
I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries
Even the McRib was jealous of the fries
I could see it through his artificial meat eyes
And he only be there some of the time
Everybody was jealous of them french fries
Except for that one special guy
That smooth apple pie

 

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