10 Hilarious Running Shirts
Are you crazy for half-marathons? Or just half crazy? You'll have plenty of time to figure it out during your next 13.1-mile jaunt.
Lazy But Talented
Most race T-shirts are a testament to all the hard work you put into your training, but this Nike number takes the opposite tack! At least they're honest? We all know at least one runner for whom this is a true statement.
My Butt Looks Fast
Go ahead, ask. "Does this T-shirt make my butt look fast?" Just be prepared to prove it!
Revenge of the Turkey
Normal people just run their 5K and then eat their turkey on Thanksgiving. But members of the Erie Runner's Club flee the Revenge of the Turkey with popular Star Wars characters immortalized as tasty birds.
Facebook for the Win
Posting race pics and getting virtual high fives from all your friends is almost as gratifying as getting your finisher's medal. And if your ex sees it too? Even better. If you agree, click here.
Run Thru Hell
The Race That Never Was
"Run Free!" Literally. Racing is expensive, time consuming, and requires you to do things like show up at the right place at the right time. So what's the antidote? In February 2013, more than 1,000 runners all over the world donned these "Run free, the greatest race that never was" T-shirts, snapped some selfies, and produced the first faked marathon.
See Jane Run
Some people run for glory, others run to calm their minds, and then some of us, as shown on the race tee for the 2011 See Jane Run Half-Marathon, run for chocolate and champagne. Don't judge.
The Zombie Apocalypse
Running away from the evil undead may be the best reason yet to take up running. And with the rise of “Zombie runs” all over the country, you even get to pick whether you're predator or prey. Just remember: Zombies hate fast food!
Best Damn Race
Some people may think that their race is the best race ever. Not so, and now you have the Best Damn Race shirt to prove it! Plus, at the Best Damn Race in Florida, the Best Damn volunteers take the Best Damn race pictures as you cross the Best Damn finish line. How could you beat that?