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No one needs reminding that the holiday season is stressful. Even the fun parts of the holiday season — baking! cheesy movies! shopping! — can take a turn when you're crunched for time or cash.

This year, instead of spending all of Black Friday and Cyber Monday hunched over your computer to hunt down the best deals on gifts for everyone else, treat yourself first. How? Shop these incredible Cyber Monday sales on vibrators and sex toys, score yourself a little present, and you'll float through the rest of your shopping marathon knowing that orgasms are literally on their way to you in the mail.

The best part? Sex toy retailers are having pretty epic sales right now, some offering up to 70 percent off (!!) their entire site. If you've been wanting to a try a new style of vibrator, give a partner-friendly sex toy a go, or foray into ~butt stuff~, this is the perfect time to snag a toy at a cheaper price — meaning, if you try it and it's not for you (unlikely), you can rest easy knowing you didn't shell out $$$ for a less-than-explosive experience. Or, hey, if you're shopping for a partner, these discounted prices mean you can buy a few options for them to experiment with, knowing that at least one is bound to hit the spot.Since there are about as many kinds of sex toys out there as there are vaginas, it can be a bit overwhelming to sift through and find the one (or five) that you want. That's where this list of the 33 best sex toy and vibrator deals for Cyber Monday 2020 comes in handy. Below, browse everything from clit-suction toys and bullet vibrators to sex pillows and couples' toys from brands and retailers like Lelo, Ella Paradis, Dame, and more. Ready, get set, O. (And don't forget to check out the Sex Toy Subscription Boxes You'll *Really* Look Forward to Receiving)

Up to 40 Percent Off Lelo Products On Amazon

When it comes to gorgeous, design-forward sex toys that give "out of this world orgasms," LELO is the gold standard —  but with their regular prices reaching up to $200, you'll want to snag one on major sale. Luckily, Lelo has plenty of toe-curling offers available on Amazon right now with discounts on the newly released  ″back-achingly pleasurable″ Soraya 2 and fan-favorite, g-spot stimulating Gigi 2, which will take you from "zero to shuddering in minutes." BTW, the clit sucking Sona Cerise, which more than a dozen users say they "can't live without," is also massively marked down until December 3. (Related: The Best Sex Toys for Women On Amazon)

Lelo Soraya 2 Rabbit Massager
$151.00
($214.69)
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Lelo Gigi 2 Luxury Personal Massager
$70.00
($138.99)
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Lelo Sona 2 Sonic Clitoral Massager
$97.00
($140.00)
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Lelo Smart Wand 2
$140.00
($198.99)
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Up to 70 Percent Off On Ella Paradis

With the most products to choose from (and inevitably, the most deals) Ella Paradis' massive Black Friday is one you don't want to miss. Shop best-sellers from customer loved brands like Womanizer, Better Love, and We Vibe for up to 70 percent off with the code BLACK. With so many toys to choose from, you're bound to find the perfect gift.

Better Love Rabbit Lilly Vibrator
$59.00
($200.00)
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Hitachi Magic Wand
$80.00
($135.00)
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Ella Paradis
Womanizer Duo-Stimulator and Vibrator
$168.00
($210.00)
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Ella Paradis
We-Vibe Melt Clitoral Stimulator
$141.00
($200.00)
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Ella Paradis

20 Percent Off All Dame Products

Once again, woman-founded toy company Dame is discounting its entire collection of pleasure-producing products, including the best-selling, ″mind-blowing″ Eva vibrator that delivers "immeasurable pleasure" and Pom vibrator that's helped dozens of customers have their first ever orgasm. The deals kick off December 22 and run the entire week through December 29 at midnight ET. That's right, the offer extends to the whole site for the whole week.

Dame Eva Hands Free Vibrator
$108.00
($135.00)
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Dame Pom Flexible Vibrator
$76.00
($95.00)
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Dame Pillo Sex Pillow
$76.00
($95.00)
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Dame Aer Suction Toy
$76.00
($95.00)
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Dame

Up to 60 Percent Off at LoveHoney

Not only has British toy maker Lovehoney received royal approval from the Queen's Award (yes, as in Queen Elizabeth II), it's also helped thousands of users have "life-changing" partner and solo sex with "guaranteed amazing orgasms." Among Lovehoney's on-sale items are bestsellers like the Womanizer X Lovehoney Pro40 Clitoral Stimulator and the Magic Wand Rechargeable Vibrator, both available for up to 60 percent off. Add in multi-item steals, like the Wild Weekend Mega Couples Sex Toy Kit or the can't-miss Couples Advent Calendar with 12 moan-worthy surprises inside, and you're bound to liven up the ~holiday festivities~. 

Womanizer X Lovehoney Pro40 Clitoral Stimulator
$96.00
($120.00)
Lovehoney Classic Plug In Massage Wand Vibrator
$134.00
($150.00)
Lovehoney Lovense App Controlled Egg Vibrator
$126.00
($140.00)
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Lovehoney
Lovehoney Wild Weekend Mega Couple's Sex Toy Kit
$53.00
($90.00)
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Lovehoney

35 Percent Off All MysteryVibe Products

Sex experts and first-time toy users alike have given MysteryVibe  a "10 out of 10" for its selection of flexible toys providing pleasure to users of all genitalia — and all four of the brand's  highly versatile vibrators can be yours for up to $70 less than the regular price.  Both the Crescendo and Tenuto vibes have an ultra flexible design that can be bent into countless shapes, and users say that you're "only limited by your imagination" when coming up with ways to play. Give any MysteryVibe toy a try and find out why so many customers are having their "most intense orgasms ever." But hurry! You only have until December 1 to secure these discounts. (Related: Sex Toys Are Up to 70% Off at This Early Black Friday Sale)

MysteryVibe Crescendo
$130.00
($199.00)
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MysteryVibe Poco
$85.00
($130.00)
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MysteryVibe Tenuto
$150.00
($230.00)
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MysteryVibe Tomo II
$85.00
($130.00)
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20 Percent Off Maude Purchases Over $75

New-York based sexual wellness company Maude is known for sleek, minimalist designs and innovative approaches to lube — and this year's Black Friday deals are giving you a whole list of reasons to stay in bed. You'll have to spend $75 to unlock the savings, but that's not hard with the brand's lineup of covetable products.  For example, the Eos Chapstick-shaped Drop vibrator packs three powerful vibration settings that puts reviewers on "cloud nine" despite the miniature size.  Like the Drop, Maude's waterproof Vibe can be used as an all-over body massager, and customers love how soft and supple the silicone exterior feels against the skin. Give that special someone the stocking stuffers they really want, just do it before the sale officially ends November 29.

Maude Drop
$45.00
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Maude Vibe
$45.00
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Maude

Up To 70 Percent Off JimmyJane Products

Luxury sex toy retailer JimmyJane is offering site wide discounts from November 26 through December 2. Score markdowns like the Cyber Monday Form 2 Bundle, aka the perfect combo of the brand's best-selling clitoral stimulator paired with a bottle of lube, for 25 percent off. Other must-shop deals include the JimmyJane's Apex, a clit suction vibrator delivering "earth-shattering orgasms," for $50 off and the super soft, flexible and waterproof Ruby Rabbit vibrator for just $84. (Related: Shoppers Say This Vibrator 'Stimulates In Every Position' — and It's Nearly $200 Off Right Now)

JimmyJane Ruby Rabbit
$84.00
($140.00)
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JimmyJane Apex
$150.00
($200.00)
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JimmyJane Form 2
$128.00
($170.00)
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JimmyJane

Up To 40 Percent Off Satisfyer Products On Amazon

Shoppers searching for affordable toys that get the job done (and give you "multiple orgasms in a matter of minutes") should look no further than Satisfyer's Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales. Starting at $14, the brand's array of clit-suction stimulators, couple's vibrators, and wand massagers are discounted through the entire weekend with savings up to 40 percent off. Get the ″breathtaking″ Pro 2 Air-Pulse Clitoris Stimulator on sale for $35 and experience what some customers describe as a sensation that "feels like oral sex but even better." And with prices this low, you'll have the perfect excuse to buy more than one.

Satisfyer Pro 2 Air Pulse Clitoris Stimulator
$35.00
($50.00)
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Satisfyer Endless Joy Couples Vibrator
$40.00
($39.95)
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Satisfyer Power Flower Vibrator - G-Spot and Clitoris Stimulator
$40.00
($45.92)
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Satisfyer Sweet Treat Lay-On Clitoral Stimulator
$29.95
($39.95 save 25%)
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 20 Percent Off Lora DiCarlo

Rising to the status of sex-toy stardom with its PercussionTouch vibrations, which mimic the feeling of a partner's hand, Lora DiCarlo has developed a line of "explosively arousing" toys — all of which can be yours for up to $60 off. Included in the sale is the best-selling Onda, a g-spot with a "come hither" motion that led more than one user to their first (but not last) orgasm. Sex toy pros looking for something unique to add to their collection should look no further than the double stimulating, award-winning Osé. It combines light suction, vibration, and direct contact for "extraordinarily delicious" orgasms — and even won a tech award for its innovative design. BTW, Cara Delevigne is officially a co-founder and creative director for Lora DiCarlo, if that's any more incentive to test it out.

Lora DiCarlo Onda Stroking Vibrator
$144.00
($180.00)
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Lora DiCarlo Osé 2 Dual Massager
$232.00
($290.00)
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Lora DiCarlo Baci Clitoral Stimulator
$128.00
($160.00)
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Lora DiCarlo Carezza 2-In-1 Clitoral Stimulator
$112.00
($140.00)
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Lora DiCarlo

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