The Best Vibrator and Sex Toys On Sale Now for Cyber Monday
Don't just buy gifts for everyone else — treat yourself to one (ok, or five) of these.
No one needs reminding that the holiday season is stressful. Even the fun parts of the holiday season — baking! cheesy movies! shopping! — can take a turn when you're crunched for time or cash.
This year, instead of spending all of Black Friday and Cyber Monday hunched over your computer to hunt down the best deals on gifts for everyone else, treat yourself first. How? Shop these incredible Cyber Monday sales on vibrators and sex toys, snag yourself a little present, and you'll float through the rest of your shopping marathon knowing that orgasms are literally on their way to you in the mail.
The best part? Sex toy retailers are having pretty epic sales right now, some offering up to 70 percent off (!!) their entire site. If you've been wanting to a try a new style of vibrator, give a partner-friendly sex toy a go, or foray into ~butt stuff~, this is the perfect time to snag a toy at a cheaper price — meaning, if you try it and it's not for you (unlikely), you can rest easy knowing you didn't shell out $$$ for a less-than-explosive experience. Or, hey, if you're shopping for a partner, these discounted prices mean you can buy a few options for them to experiment with, knowing that at least one is bound to hit the spot.
Since there are about as many kinds of sex toys out there as there are vaginas, it can be a bit overwhelming to sift through and find the one (or five) that you want. That's where this list of the 20 best sex toy and vibrator deals for Cyber Monday 2020 comes in handy. Below, browse everything from clit-suction toys and bullet vibrators to sex pillows and couples' toys from brands and retailers like Lelo, Tracy's Dog, Ella Paradis, Dame, and more. Ready, get set, O.
20 Percent Off All Dame Products
This super-modern, woman-founded brand of toys is the perfect choice when gifting a sex toy to a partner or friend. They make a range of products that'll transform anyone's sex life — both solo and partner adventures — including lube, a pillow, vibrators, and more. Great news: All of it is 20 percent off from 12:01 AM EST on Wednesday, November 25th through 2:59 AM EST on Tuesday, December 1. That's right, the offer extends to the whole site for the whole holiday weekend. (Related: The Best Sex Toys for Women On Amazon)
20-30 Percent Off Tracy’s Dog
In case you somehow haven't heard of Tracy's Dog, there's good news; you now have the perfect excuse to not only know about it but also to experience it. The brand makes a cult-favorite toy (that sells out again and again) that combines clit-suction stimulation with a vibrating internal arm (to stimulate your G-spot and, really, any feel-good spots inside your vagina) that will absolutely knock your socks off. It's currently offering 20 percent off both on its website and on Amazon on Thanksgiving and Cyber Monday, and 30 percent off on Black Friday and the following Saturday.
20 Percent Off Lora DiCarlo
Luxe sex toy brand Lora DiCarlo first made waves when one of its toys won a huge award at a tech conference — and then that award was taken away because the device was seen as "profane." (Spoiler, they eventually got it back.) In reality, the toys aren't at all profane (in fact, they're some of the classiest-looking you'll see) and are they quite mindblowing; instead of stereotypical vibrations, the brand's toys use something called PercussionTouch (which feels more like the tapping, pressurized touch of an actual person) and clitoral suction as their main stimulation power.
Now's the perfect time to try one, too: Worldwide, you can get 20 percent off the entire Lora Dicarlo website from November 27 to December 4. As a bonus, U.S. shoppers can buy a Carezza and get an Onda 50 percent off from the 27th to the 30th.
Up to 50 Percent Off at LoveHoney
This sex toy retailer has a huge selection of brands — including licensed lines designed with popular TV show Broad City and Fifty Shades of Grey. Their Black Friday and Cyber Monday sale will happen in several waves (just like your orgasms 😉): The early access sale runs from November 18 to November 26, the Black Friday Weekend sale from November 26 to November 29, and the Cyber Monday sale on November 30 only. You can score novelty items like lingerie and sex games (even a sex-toy advent calendar!) or go straight to the buzzy toys.
With literally hundreds of items on sale, you're bound to find something for you and a friend (or, hey, your mom!). Consider grabbing these favorites — a Womanizer clitoral suction toy, LoveHoney magic wand vibrator, or We Vibe couple's vibe that you can wear during sex — while they're discounted this weekend.
Up to 50 percent Off LELO
If you haven't heard of the Lelo brand, there's one sentence that can sum it up: These sex toys are so gorgeous, you could leave them right out on your nightstand (and you'll probably use them enough that you'll do that anyway). Grab 25 to 50 percent off some of their most popular toys — including the LELO Sona, a clit-suction style toy that people are utterly obsessed with or the LELO Ora 3, an oral-sex simulator with a "nub rotates and vibrates, like a tongue, but better"— through the end of Black Friday, or save even more with toy bundles. Stay tuned for more surprise deals the whole week of Cyber Monday, too.
30 Percent Off MysteryVibe
MysteryVibe only has a few products — but they're absolute game changers in the sexual pleasure space. From November 23 to December 2, its vibrators are all 30 percent off, including the Crescendo, a totally bendable external and internal vibe, and the Tenuto, a bendy wearable vibrator designed for people with penises.
Both toys are super unique and can be used solo or during partner sex. You can curve the Crescendo around your clit while your partner is entering you from any angle, or even bend one end to slip inside so you can go totally hands-free. You (or a partner) can even control the vibe with the MysteryVibe app, and the body-safe silicone is waterproof for play in the bath or shower. (All these things make the Crescendo one of the best vibrators to use with a partner, according to experts.) This weekend, MysteryVibe is offering $50 off the Crescendo — so if you want to try the award-winning vibe, now's the time.
60 Percent Off JimmyJane
Sex toy retailer JimmyJane is offering huge discounts off its luxury toys on Black Friday and Cyber Monday. It's worth finding time to shop on those days, though; JimmyJane is offering a huge 60 percent off some of its best-selling toys.
Up to 60 Percent Off Ella Paradis
Ella Paradis is offering huge discounts of up to 60 percent off with the code WEEKEND — plus, free gifts, depending on what you buy. Browse to snag some of the best vibrator brands, including Satisfyer, Le Wand, and Je Joue. (Related: How to Introduce Sex Toys Into Your Relationship)