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This Rose-Shaped Vibrator Is the Only Flower Your S.O. Wants This Valentine's Day — and It's 87% Off

The whisper-quiet toy combines suction and vibration into a single device that’s bringing reviewers “epic” endings.
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I blame Hallmark for making everyone think their significant other wants flowers, chocolate, and a dinner reservation on Valentine's Day. Bouquets will die, chocolate gets consumed, and restaurants are galaxies away from romance on February 14 — regardless of how many candles are crammed on the table. That's why I suggest skipping all the traditional fanfare this V-Day for a gift your other half will actually want, the Better Love Rose Vibrator (Buy It, $28, was $216, ellaparadis.com). 

Playfully shaped like a single rose, this sex toy surpasses any floral arragement by giving your S.O. two ways to pleasure themselves. They'll have the choice of 10 vibration settings or powerful suction that mimics the sensation of oral sex. Either way, they can expect a pretty "epic" ending, per one extremely satisfied shopper. (BTW, here's your ultimate guide to suction toys.).

Beyond looking adorable on the nightstand, the rose-shaped vibrator has a few additional design perks. The rechargeable device is totally waterproof, which puts a sensual bath back on the V-Day agenda. It's also whisper-quiet, so you won't have to worry about ~another~ loud sound escaping the bedroom. In fact, a reviewer even wrote they even felt comfortable using the toy when their roommate was home because it's so quiet. 

Bonus: The toy is also extremely efficient. One reviewer said their boyfriend was still getting undressed when they finished. Another wrote they squirted for the first time after a solo session with the device — something that's never happened before with a clitoral vibrator. (Related: If You Struggle to Orgasm, Shoppers Say This Sex Toy Will Help You Finish In 60 Seconds

But perhaps the most romantic sentiment set forward by one shopper was their decision to commit exclusively to the Better Love Rose Vibrator. They claimed they were getting rid of all other sex toys and planned to make this toy their "one and only." How sweet. 

And just like buying real flowers, you don't actually need an S.O. to purchase. This little rose brings joy to all buds regardless of relationship status. Better yet, it's currently 87 percent off in Ella Paradis Valentine's Day sale. That means you can treat yourself (or someone else) for less than a bottle of the fancy wine.

Shop the rose-shaped vibrator below and prepare to make this Valentine's Day the best yet… and every day after.

Better Love Rose Vibrator
Credit: Ella Pardis