Is your name Dennis or know someone that have a birthday coming up with that name? Give personalized custom name design for those that love sarcastic humor. Unique birthday, Christmas present that will surely bring a smile. Looking for matching custom family name present? This perfect sarcasm quote Because I'm Dennis that's why is a cute present for any occasion. 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles. Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric. All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects. Spot clean/dry clean only.