This makes a great gift for someone starting a new job or happily working as a Bellhop! This says Bellhops Don't Argue They Explain Why You're Stupid. It's a funny gag gift to poke fun at someone working as a Bellhop this is a great birthday gift. 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles. Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric. All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects. Spot clean/dry clean only.